“You must remember that space is large; it is even larger than Texas.” — Werner von Braun, the great rocket scientist. I don’t know if you could persuade a true Texan of this, or even me, after I rode my bicycle across the state.
My first major landmark the next day was a sign declaring I was about to enter Texas. I stopped, of course. I had now bicycled through four states: California, Nevada, Arizona and New Mexico. Texas with its heat, thunderstorms, hailstorms,and tornadoes was next.
I knew something about distances in the state. I had driven across it twice. I also knew a little about the weather. In search of the perfect steak on one of my trips, I barely escaped a flash flood. A day later it was hailstones the size of hardballs. In the early 80s, I taught a workshop in Houston, Texas on using long distance bicycle trips as fundraisers. None of this, however, prepared me for bicycling across the state.
Sometimes it is best not to know too much about what you are getting into. A lot of adventures would be missed.
I climbed back on my bike and spontaneously broke into the song, All My Ex’s Live in Texas. George Strait had made the country-western tune popular a couple of years earlier and I had been singing it with flair ever since. My first wife lived outside of Houston.
My initial view of the state surprised me. Where I had expected scrub brush and cacti, large farms stretched into the distance. Huge, insect-like, irrigations systems crawled across the land shooting long showers of water over several acres at a time. Plowed areas were so red they reminded me of the laterite soils of the West African rain forests, where I had served as a Peace Corps Volunteer.
Cotton was king here. The crop had been harvested the previous fall but scroungy grey cotton balls could still be seen clinging desperately to weeds just off the highway. Bicyclists, who live on highway shoulders, tend to notice such things, along with dead animals and broken auto parts. And they have a lot of time to contemplate what they see.
I biked on through the small town of Plains and on to Brownfield. Natural landmarks are few and far between in flat country. I came to rely on two man-made additions to the skyline: water towers and grain elevators. Almost every town in the Texas dry-country had a water tower, which would proudly display its name. Many farming towns with rail connections also had grain elevators. Both of these structures reach for the sky. My challenge was to dampen my Pavlovian responses and not get too excited about food and drinks when I first spotted them. Usually, they were miles away. I’d arrive at DQ (Dairy Queen), when I arrived at DQ.
That night, billowing dark clouds stretched across the sky. There was a tornado watch on, the first of several I would face. To prepare myself, I went in search of a beer. Unfortunately, Brownfield was a dry town. Blue Laws were still in effect and there was no booze available, at least publicly. I’m pretty sure that 99%, or more, of the adults in town drank. Luckily, someone directed me to a liquor store drive-through a few miles outside of town. The clerk laughed when I rode my bike through. As I recall, they only sold their beer in cases or six-packs. Darn.
There was a spectacular thunder and lightning storm that night, but fortunately no tornadoes. I only had to drink three beers out of the six-pack.
I awoke to a clear, warm day and bicycled 47 miles into Post, a town that had been founded by CW Post of cereal fame in 1907 as a utopian experiment. There were to be no whores or alcohol in town. People could eat all the cereal they wanted. Post was something of a fanatic when it came to breakfast food. He thought his Grape Nuts product could cure appendicitis. (Don’t try this at home, kids.)
Post picked up his ideas on the curative properties of his products from another cereal magnate, John Harvey Kellogg. My favorite health food advocate of the time, however, was the Presbyterian minister, Sylvester Graham. The good reverend thought his creation, Graham Crackers, would curb people’s sexual appetites.
It’s something you might want to think about the next time you scarf down a S’more.
NEXT BLOG: I leave Post and find sizzling heat, high winds, and a misplaced rattlesnake.
A final note: A friend of mine who lives in Alaska, David McElroy, has recently finished a book of poetry, Mark Making, that is now available for preorder. David somehow combines working as a bush pilot and extensive travel with writing poems. According to the publisher:
“He has been published in national journals and has a previous book of poems called Making It Simple. He is an award winner of grants from the National Council on the Arts and the State of Alaska Council on the Arts and Humanities.”
I quite enjoy his work, and you may, as well. If you are interested, here is the preorder information. When you arrive at Finishing Line Press, just type in Mark Making in the search box at top.
33 thoughts on “And Just How Big Is Texas? The 10,000 Mile Bike Trek”
Love this Post! Really, I never even knew there was a Post, Texas. I must have thought Post cereals came out of the blue. Also love grain elevators, Dairy Queens (still get those little swirly cones), and flat country planted in summer crops. But I know for sure I could never bike across Texas!
Funny, Rusha. Nice play on words. 🙂 As for biking across Texas again, I’d require a lot of inspiration. (grin) –Curt
Great post Curt. 🙂 A misplaced rattlesnake? I’ll be looking forward to that read…
Thanks Sylvia. The snake almost caused me to crash, but more on that later. 🙂 –Curt
We tried a dry village in Wales once, never went back 😉
Wales? Everyone drinks in wales!
Not back in the 80s, in certain parts…
Same with Texas. Many of the dry areas have now passed laws opening up to liquor sales.
Definitely a case of BYOB if you do go, AC. 🙂 –Curt (Is ‘bring your own booze’ a common phrase in Europe?)
Very much so!
Not that I have ever had the amount of time on a bike as you but I agree it is amazing the things you notice at the side of the road.
It’s how I entertained myself going up steep hills, Sue. 🙂 –Curt
I recall the panic of being in Salt Lake City and the bombshell information that it was dry! Took me ages to find a liquor store and when I bought a bottle they wrapped it tightly in brown paper as though it was something dirty!
My dad used to like Grape Nuts but I never shared his enthusiasm!
In California and Oregon, you can just about buy alcohol anywhere at anytime. A few states, and Canadian Provinces require you to buy from a state operated store. I had the same experience in Salt Lake City, Andrew. 🙂 –Curt
What about Paris, Texas? I remember a film by that name. Alcohol here is still only available through licensed premises and can’t be sold to under 18 years.
I remember in Holland one could buy wine anywhere, even the green-grocer or on the train.
It was north of my bike route, Gerard, but I drove through it once. There was a movie named Paris, Texas but not set there. Paris, Texas now has a mini-Eiffel Tower. When Paris, Tennessee built one slightly taller, Paris, Texas put a large red cowboy hat on top of its tower to reclaim bragging rights. Las Vegas has since built one several times bigger (half as big as the real one in Paris, France). All of which is probably a lot more than you wanted to know. 🙂 In Holland, I think you can just about buy anything, anywhere… right? –Curt
Another great post, Curt. Now, I’m craving a Graham wafer, we don’t have them in Australia, darn it.
Thanks, Yvonne. If you are desperate, I’ll pack up a box and send it off. 🙂 –Curt
Thanks for your kind offer, I can bug my Canadian relatives if I get really desperate. Gerard and I would be pleased to send you some Vegemite, if you want! (It looks like axle grease, tastes about the same.)
Mmmm, I think you and Gerard can keep your Vegemite… 🙂
Some hours later, and I’ve been to the beginner’s class of Linedancing. Blow me down, the last piece of music was “All my exes are in Texas.” I couldn’t stop grinning.
Grinning along with you here, Yvonne. That’s one place you would almost be sure to hear it. Probably more than once. 🙂 –Curt
Wow a very exciting and inspiring post Curt especially the bicycle tour. Such rides are educative too.
Thanks Dilip. And I have always felt I learn from travel, regardless of the mode I am using. –Curt
Oh yes Curt I have always believed traveling by itself is the best form of education. I have done quite a bit in my younger days though. Cheers. Dilip
“Sometimes it is best not to know too much about what you are getting into. A lot of adventures would be missed.” THIS!
I can just imagine cycling towards those water towers and DQ signs. I too would have been a tad preoccupied with thoughts of food. Hmmmmm. Icecream! 🙂
Looking forward to more of Texas.
I have to say, Alison, I thought of the two of you when I wrote that statement. 🙂 More Texas is coming! Curt
Well, now you’re talking. I’ll resist the temptation to provide running commentary on every little detail. 🙂
The first cool thing I noticed is that we finally crossed paths. When you were in Houston to talk about biking as fundraising, I was in Houston. I was living inside the loop at the time, at the corner of Kirby and Westheimer. I was often at Rice U, too, so if you ever were around that area, we could have passed on the street. And i’ve been at that Dairy Queen in Brownfield.
And i still eat Grape-Nuts. They’re pretty good on top of yogurt.
Laughing about DQ, Linda. Often it was the only restaurant in town. As for Houston, it could have happened. 🙂 I’ve been in and around the city several times (more around than in). My brother lived on Padre Island for a while. Also close to your neck of the woods. Never could get into Grape-Nuts, but I certainly enjoyed Post Raisin-Brand. –Curt
Wow, your fifth state! I had to laugh at the Von Braun quote – is Texas THAT large! Ahh…no dramatic tornado pictures, no dramas. As always you have me googling and now finally understand where that huge bone came from – I’d never heard of mastodon before.
Large bone, large animal, Annika. They made them larger in the old days. 🙂 Still today’s elephants are plenty large! More tornado stories are coming… —Curt