UT-OH Chapter 2: Scary Ghosts and Half-Starved Cannibals… The Graveyard

A bit older than five, the Graveyard no longer holds the terror it once did for me. Plus they have cut down all of the heavenly trees and ripped out the myrtle. It is no longer a jungle. Our house still stands across the alley, about 50 yards from this tombstone.

The Graveyard was out the backdoor and across the alley. 

We lived with its ghostly white reminders of our mortality day and night. Ancient tombstones with fading epitaphs whispered of those who had come to seek their fortune in California’s 1849 Gold Rush and stayed for eternity. Time had given their resting place a sense of permanence and even peace. But not all of the graves were old. Occasionally a fresh body was planted on the opposite side of the cemetery. I stayed far away; the newly dead are restless.

At some point, Heavenly trees, brought over from China by Chinese miners during the Gold Rush, had been planted to shade the aging bones. They behaved like devil driven weeds. Chop them down and they sprang back up, twice as thick. Since clearing the trees provided Diamond Springs Boy Scout Troop 95 with a community project every few years, the trees retaliated by forming a visually impenetrable mass of green in summer and an army of sticks in winter. Trailing Myrtle, a cover plant with Jurassic aspirations, hid the ground in deep, leafy foliage. 

A standard picture of me with pets in our back yard. Just across the alley, the Graveyard looms as an impenetrable mass of green covered by young heavenly trees. Trailing myrtle is escaping out of the edges.

The Graveyard provided my first ‘wilderness’ experience. During the day, it took little imagination to change this lush growth into a jungle playground populated with ferocious tigers, bone crushing boas, and half-starved cannibals. Marshall and I considered the Graveyard an extension of our backyard. Since it was within easy calling distance of the house, our parents had a similar perspective. Either that or they were glad for the quiet time. 

The skinny Heavenly trees made great spears for fending off the beasts, or throwing at each other. At least they did until we stuck one in Lee’s hand. Neither he nor his parents were happy. (And why does William Golding’s Lord of the Flies come to mind?) Spear throwing was crossed off our play schedule. We turned to hurling green, black walnuts at each other instead. They grew in abundance on the trees in our front yard. Plus, we could hide behind the trees and toss them at passing cars on Highway 49. Screeching brakes and one really pissed-off driver brought that activity to a halt.

Night was different in the Graveyard— it became a place of mystery and danger. Dead people abandoned their underground chambers and slithered up through the ground. A local test of boyhood bravery was to go into the Graveyard after dark and walk over myrtle-hidden graves, taunting the inhabitants. Slight depressions announced where they lived. Marshall persuaded me to accompany him there on a moonless night. I entered with foreboding: fearing the dark, fearing the tombstones and fearing the ghosts. Halfway through I heard a muzzled sound. Someone, or thing, was stalking us.

“Hey Marsh, what was that?” I whispered urgently.

“Your imagination, Curt,” was the disdainful reply.

Scratch, scratch!  Something was digging behind a tombstone and it was not my imagination. Marshall heard it too. We went crashing out of the Graveyard with the scary creature of the night in swift pursuit, wagging her tail.

“I knew it was the dog all of the time,” Marsh claimed. Yeah, sure you did.

I also began to explore the Graveyard on my own. One of my 6-year-old memories was spying on Mr. Fitzgerald, a neighbor who lived across the alley. He’s dead now— and has been for decades— but at the time he was a bent old man who liked to putter around outside. At one time he had been the Superintendent of El Dorado County Schools. A black locust tree, perched on the edge of the Graveyard, provided an excellent lookout to watch him while he worked. 

One particular incident stands out in my mind. I had climbed into the tree and was staring down into his yard. It was a fall day. Dark clouds heavy with rain were marching in from the Pacific while distant thunder announced their approach. A stiff, cool breeze sent yellow leaves dancing across the ground. 

Mr. Fitzgerald wore a heavy coat to fight off the chill. I watched him shuffle around in his backyard as he sharpened his axe on a foot operated grinding wheel and then chopped kindling on an oak stump.  When he had painfully bent down to pick up the pieces and carry them into his woodshed, I scrambled down from the tree so I could continue to spy on him through a knothole. I must have made some noise, or maybe I blocked the sunlight from streaming into the shed. He stopped stacking wood and stared intently at where I was, as though he could see through the weathered boards. It frightened me.

I took off like a spooked jack rabbit and disappeared into the safety of our house. Mr. Fitzgerald was intriguing, but his age and frailty spoke of death, and the dead people who lived in the Graveyard. 

Alaskan moose lying down.
Our focus post on Monday will be on Ungulates. As a clue, here’s one of many different types…

12 thoughts on “UT-OH Chapter 2: Scary Ghosts and Half-Starved Cannibals… The Graveyard

    • I hope not. Grin. Remember Home Alone and how the little boy was afraid of his next door neighbor because of tales his older brother told him? Who knows what Marshall might have told me. As a general rule, Don, I probably wouldn’t have been frightened by Mr. F, but the way ‘he stared at me through the walls of the shed’ was quite disturbing to my young mind.

  1. Of course I’ve known the famous guitar riff from Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” for years, but it was only after I bumped into The Warning’s remake of the song for Metallica’s anniversary album that I ‘got’ the lyrics. Your tale brought this verse to mind:

    “Hush, little baby, don’t say a word,
    And never mind that noise you heard.
    It’s just the beasts under your bed,
    In your closet, in your head.

    Or in that graveyard across the road, perhaps.

    • Very much so Linda. I don’t remember creatures in my closet or under my bed. But those Graveyard ghosts were very real when I was young. Especially when I slept outside in the summer! I went to a lot of trouble to not look toward the graveyard!
      That song was pretty wild and reminded me that Marshall had a cross that glowed in the dark that scared the heck out of me.

  2. No wonder the graveyard was the focus of so much of your younger life, Curt. Perfect for daytime adventures and then the fright at nighttimes. I laughed out loud at Marshall – of course, he knew it was a dog! As if! The photo of you is very sweet but yikes, the scary atmosphere of the graveyard behind is all pervasive.

    • I don’t think that the Graveyard covered much more than an acre, Annika. Two at the most. And the entertainment was unending. It was scary, but that’s the reason horror movies are so popular, right. I have a story about my sister and the Graveyard Ghost coming up that she was still laughing about 60 years later.

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