I’ve been out on a solo backpack trip this past week at the 5000-foot level in the Sierra Nevada Mountains north of Interstate 80, about half way between Sacramento and Reno. Peggy drove me up from Sacramento where she was spending time with her 96-year-old mother.
It was time. Peggy took out her camera for a couple of photos, I shouldered my backpack, waved goodbye, and headed down the jeep road that led to Eagle Lakes. Since it was Sunday, most of the four-wheel enthusiasts were coming out, joyously running their vehicles up and over treacherous rock piles and though waist-deep mud holes. It’s not my thing, but I admire the people who are passionate about the sport. I was raised in El Dorado County, California, home to the granddaddy of all four-wheeling events, the Jeepers Jamboree. Mark Smith created the event in 1953 and it is still going strong.
My goal wasn’t to hike the jeep road, however. It was to hike beyond the jeep road and beyond the numerous four-wheelers who were out for a weekend drive or camping trip. Actually, it wasn’t hard. All I needed to do was to travel a couple of miles past where the jeep road ended. Whereas, four-wheeling isn’t my sport, hiking and backpacking aren’t sports for most four-wheelers. I found a delightful spot and only saw four people while I was there: two hikers and two mountain bikers. One of the hikers, a good Christian fellow, even stopped to bless me… and Peggy… and our children… and our grandchildren… and any pets we happened to own. I was beginning to wonder if he would ever stop, but finally, he ran out of breath. I quickly thanked him and he happily went on his way— his job done.
I didn’t travel particularly far, but it was an adventure for me. I wanted to see how my ‘senior’ body would handle the trip. I’ve been backpacking for 48 years and have several thousand trail miles behind me from the tundra to the tropics, so it isn’t like I’m inexperienced. Mentally, I was ready to go. More than ready. But would the knees, and the hips, and the back, and miscellaneous other body parts agree? Well, I am here to report that they whined a bit. In fact, they whined a lot. They always do on the first outing of the year. But they also knew that whining alone wouldn’t get them back to the easy chair they love so much. I hiked along at 2 to 2 ½ miles per hour, which is a good pace for backpacking in the mountains, and eventually, they shut up.
I was one tired puppy when I found a place to camp, however. I unpacked, set up my kitchen, cooked my gourmet dinner (i.e. boiled water and poured it onto freeze-dried food), put up my tent, and anxiously waited for the sun to go down. I was ready to climb into my sleeping bag. Unfortunately, the longest day in the year (for those of us who live north of the Equator) was only a day away, and the sun didn’t want to cooperate. It lingered until 9:00. There was ample time for the ants, and flies, and mosquitoes, and several other biting bugs to enjoy the fortuitous feast that had arrived in their tiny corner of the universe. And feast they did, apparently giving me an allergic reaction. I sneezed and sneezed and sneezed and sneezed. My nose ran so fast that I had to put on my running shoes to catch up. I was still sneezing when the sun miraculously went down and I crawled into my tent, removing three large ants who had missed out on dinner.
There was no climbing into my sleeping bag, however. It was too damned hot. When Peggy and I had left Sacramento for our 60-mile drive into the mountains, the thermometer was pushing 109 degrees. It was cooler in the Sierras, but still in the 90s. Hiking in the heat was part of the reason I was so bushed. And now, along with the incessant sneezing, it was keeping me awake. I laid there in my altogether on top of my Therm-a-Rest mattress, took an antihistamine, and waited. Finally, things calmed and cooled down. I began to doze off. That’s when the other shoe dropped. The thousand frogs (slight exaggeration) that lived in the shallow lake next to where I was camping began to croak, all at once. I’d just managed to tune them out when the Goatsucker flew over.
Goatsucker? Was I beginning to lose it? Not exactly. For those of you who aren’t card carrying members of the Audubon Society, goatsuckers are members of a fairly large, noisy family of night birds. Whip-poor-wills are an example. My particular nemesis wasn’t a Whip-poor-will with its mournful all-night jabber, though, it was a Nighthawk, who had his own unique way of making noise. You can tell they are in the neighborhood when you hear their distinct “peent, peent” calls, but that’s only the beginning. In order to win their lady-love’s favor, the males climb high into the sky, close their wings and dive bomb the objects of their affection. Just as they reach the females, they open their wings. The wind rushing through their primary feathers makes a loud bloop sound. The bigger the boy, the louder the bloop. Apparently, it turns the girls on.
As to how the family obtained the name goatsucker, there’s an interesting story that goes way back in time to Europe. It starts with the fact that the birds have tiny beaks that open up to huge mouths they use for catching insects. In Europe, they liked to hang about around smelly goats at night that attracted lots of bugs. But the Europeans believed that the birds had a more nefarious purpose in mind. They believed that they were using their large mouths to grab hold of the nanny goats’ teats and suck them dry. Here’s what Pliny, the Roman Elder, had to say about them in 71 CE. (1601 CE interpretation.)
The Caprimulgi (so called of milking goats) are like the bigger kind of Owsels. They bee night-theeves; for all the day long they see not. Their manner is to come into the goat-pens, and to the goats udders presently they goe, and suck the milke at their teats. And looke what udder is so milked, it giveth no more milke, but misliketh and falleth away afterwards, and the goats become blind withall.
They were bad birds indeed. Not only did they steal nanny’s milk; her teats fell off and she went blind as well. Anyway, with this thought in mind I eventually fell asleep to the sounds of nature: croak, croak, peent, peent, BLOOP!
NEXT POST: Let’s go backpacking: Part 2… An ugly pit viper comes slithering into my kitchen.
36 thoughts on “Goatsuckers in the Night… Let’s Go Backpacking! Part 1”
Love those tree trunk pictures Curt. Never carried a poop bag or ever needed one as I recall!
Trees are always willing to just stand there and have their photos taken, Andrew. As for poop bags, I have always preferred cat holes. (grin) –Curt
Solo packing! Wow we cannot do that!
I was a bit nervous the first time I did it, Suan. But that was years ago. Now I find it quite enjoyable. It’s a different experience than packing with others, but I find both fun. –Curt
It probably take quite a fews times before you got accustomed to hiking alone!
You do pay more attention to twigs breaking at night. 🙂
Heheh…hopefully its just the squirrels…
Between the heat, the frogs, and the noisy birds (not to mention the human poo bags…), I’m once again sure backpacking and camping is not for me. But I enjoy experiencing it through your eyes!
Come on Carrie, you’d like it! 🙂 Thanks. –Curt
I know you’re more than experienced and in good shape, but is it wise to go solo?
Not nearly as dangerous as eating at BK or McD’s every day, G. 🙂 Or wandering down more dangerous streets in many of our urban areas at night. Like anything, there is an element of danger that can be greatly reduced by common sense. Plus, I think it is good for the should to get off on our own on occasion. –Curt
Good points all the way around!
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Interesting how good places for people to camp are often good campgrounds for bugs too.
Ever wonder if frogs are tormented by mosquitos?
I think frogs say “Bring them on! Dinner has arrived,” Dave. 🙂 I figure any time I go out in the woods, I am visiting the bugs’ territory. This doesn’t mean they are invited to bite me, however. Thank goodness for Deet! –Curt
I love nighthawks. I love their call, and their swoosh. I’ve never heard the name “goatsucker,” and I think it’s a perfectly terrible name for a wonderful bird, no matter how interesting the myth. I love frogs calling at night, too, and I especially love sleeping outdoors: but you can have the heat and mosquitos. If I’m going to do it, I’m at that stage of life where I want perfection, or something resembling perfection.
You do realize that your title is going to be echoing in my mind for some time: “Goatsuckers in the night…
He, he. Glad to see I found a title that resonates, Linda. I always enjoy nighthawks, and I enjoy introducing them to people who are new to them. As for goatsuckers, it’s too good of a story to ignore!
I didn’t care much for the heat, but at least it was cooler than Sacramento or our home in Oregon. The next night I put on repellent. That took care of the bugs! Dumb of me not to put it on the first night.
As for perfection, I think being out in the wilderness is about as close to ‘perfection’ as I get. I have close to zero tolerance for putting up a tent in a crowded campground, however. If I am going to be in the middle of that, I am quite happy to be in our comfortable RV. 🙂 –Curt
Sounds like a nice re-entry into backpacking, Curt – I do feel bad about your various sleeping problems, but am glad your body held up well! I love the tree trunk photos, and your descriptions of those night noises made me smile. I have to agree with the comment above, though, that goatsucker is an awful name for a bird!
Sleeping is always a challenge the first few nights of backpacking, Lexi. 🙂 The body has serious questions about switching from a comfortable kingsize mattress to a two inch thin, 18 inch wide backpacking mattress! After a few days it forgets. In fact it’s grateful for any mattress at all.
As for goatsuckers, the name has always amused me, obviously. Poor bird. On the other hand, if you’ve ever been kept awake all night by a whip-poor-will, you may have a much worse name for it come morning… —Curt
Lucky for me, I am a born sleeper! Hard ground, wildlife noises, snorers in the next tent (!) – none are a match for my ability to sleep!
And that, my friend, is a great ability to have! 🙂
That backpack is awesome, Curt.
It reminds me when many years ago I had a pre-walk exercise training for a proposed hard track through Tasmania. We all carried five house bricks wrapped in newsprint!
A marvel of modern engineering, Gerard.
Backpacking stores used a similar trick, loading your pack with sandbags to make sure it fit right. –Curt
That looks like a pretty sweet campsite. The story of the goatsuckers is so bizarre. People will believe anything! Glad you finally got some sleep.
It was. People’s capacity to believe anything isn’t all that different today than it was in 100 CE, eh, Alison. 🙂 Total exhaustion usually wins out in backpacking. –Curt
Yes, true that – about people 🙂
(and about exhaustion)
Thank you for another entertaining and beautiful tale. I do so enjoy them and read this with morning coffee in a sunny garden….seeing as there was no campfire around.. I was really glad to hear you caught up with your nose, got a bit worried there.
Goatsuckers! Nighthawks ; love night hawk but never heard of goatsuckdf. :)) terrible name. 😊 . Now, with that Creek, peent and Bloop I am surprised you slept at all….or did it turn into a lullaby?
P.s. How much does that huge back pack weigh?
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed the tale outside in your garden, Miriam. 🙂 My nose was traveling pretty fast. The name is weird but makes for an interesting story. Lullaby indeed. As for the backpack, between 35 and 40 pounds. I feature the gear in today’s post… plus a snake. –Curt
We 100% approve of human waste bags, but what do you do with the bones?
Very funny, AC. A wee bit of British humor, perchance. 🙂 –Curt
Echoes of Kerouac … if I may ask, would you say your solitary engagement with nature has a spiritual dimension for you, Curt?
Always, Dave. From the beginning when I was a youngster and went wandering off into the woods with nothing but my dogs. It’s home. –Curt
Hoped you’d say that, Curt, may you continue to channel the benefits to the rest of us!
Thanks for making me laugh Curt. Great post.
Thanks, Sylvia! If I can get a laugh or chuckle from a post, I consider it a success. 🙂 –Curt