Peggy and I are in the Scottish Highlands of Northern Scotland now, and continuing our summer adventure of exploring Greece, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. Today’s tale from my WordPress blog-a-book, UT-OH!, is about the time I woke up at 4 a.m. with a bear standing on top of me.

Bears like me, or at least they haven’t eaten me. They’ve had numerous opportunities over the years. It goes with the territory of backpacking throughout North America for six decades. My scariest encounter took place in the summer of 1969.
By the fifth year of the 100 mile Sierra Trek I did as a fundraiser for the American Lung Association, I had worked my way southward from Lake Tahoe into Yosemite National Park. Since we were utilizing a new route from Yosemite to Kennedy Meadows, I had to preview it. (Besides being another excuse to head out into the wilderness and get paid for it, I didn’t like to take people out on a trail I wasn’t familiar with.)
My friends Ken Lake and Tom Lovering joined me on the first three days from the Yosemite Valley floor to Tuolumne Meadows. Day one found us climbing several thousand feet out of the Valley and camping above the Little Yosemite Valley. The bears dropped by for a visit on our first night in the Park.
After carefully hanging our food bags from a cable provided by the park service and burying the left over fake freeze-dried raspberry cobbler (it was made from apples), we trundled ourselves off to our sleeping bags. The problem was we buried the food a little too close to Lake. I think Tom may have been up to his usual mischief.
The next morning, a very excited Ken asked if we had seen the bears in our camp the previous night. Neither of us had and we attributed his sighting to an overactive imagination. Believe me, if a bear had been digging up food next to my head, my two companions would have known about it, immediately.
Day two was tough. What I hadn’t counted on was the amount of snow still left on the ground. The fact that it was melting simply made the hike more challenging. We spent most of our time slipping, sliding and slogging through it. By three in the afternoon, Tom was ready to set up camp right in the middle of a snowfield. Ken and I threatened to leave him with the bears and he committed to another hour. Fortunately, that night was bear free. They would have found little resistance from the three of us.
Eventually, we made it into Tuolumne Meadows where I was faced with another challenge: hiking over 70 miles of snow-covered trails by myself while Ken and Tom returned to Sacramento and work. The journey was fraught with opportunities for breaking a leg, or losing the trail, or being washed away when crossing streams raging with water from melting snow. None of the above was a desirable outcome for someone hiking alone.
My other option was to return to Sacramento with Ken and Tom, which was not acceptable. I had a week off to wander in the woods and I was going to wander in the woods for a week. I compromised by heading back over the mountains toward Yosemite Valley. My fractured logic concluded that it was better to break a leg and get lost where I had been than where I was going. I also promised myself to be really careful. This included keeping my food from bears.
The first day was non eventful and the second idyllic. I was exploring new country, doing what I most love to do. As evening approached, I found a delightful campsite on the Cathedral Fork of Echo Creek. Amenities included a babbling brook to put me to sleep, a flat space for my sleeping bag and a great food-hanging tree with the perfectly placed limb. A hot dinner topped off by tea spiced up with a shot of 151-proof rum and I was ready for sleep.
I carefully hung my food bags at the recommended 12 feet off the ground and 9 feet away from the tree trunk and then snuggled down in my sleeping bag. As was my habit at the time, I slept out in the open, only using my tent when rain threatened.
It was somewhere around 4 am and very dark when I awoke with a pressure on my chest. I couldn’t see very far but I didn’t have to. Approximately five inches away from my face was a long black snout sniffing at me. It was filled with grinning teeth and topped off by a pair of beady eyes that were staring at me with a hungry look.
I let out a blood-curdling scream and vacated the premises, in like three seconds!
As I flew in one direction, the equally surprised young bear that had been standing on me flew in the other. I don’t even remember getting out of the bag. The next thing I knew I was standing up, yelling and shining my flashlight into the woods where not one, but two pairs of orange eyes were staring back at me. I lost it. Never have so many rocks been hurled with so much vigor in such a short period of time. The bears wisely decided to head off over the mountain.
But the damage was already done. My camp was a disaster area. My carefully hung food was scattered all over the ground with literally every meal torn open and sampled. All I had left was a chunk of cheese and it had one large bear bite out of it. I hid the cheese under a heavy rock.
As a further insult, one of the bears had chomped down on my plastic rum bottle and all of the rum was gone. I couldn’t even drink. With that option eliminated, I policed the area, crawled back in my bag and went back to sleep. When I awoke in the morning it was obvious that the bears had come back into camp to clean up anything they had missed. Once again the previous night’s trash decorated my campsite. At least the bears let me sleep this time. And they had missed my cheese.
So I ate it for breakfast, cleaned the area again, packed up my gear and hiked 18 miles into the Yosemite Valley to resupply. But my week wasn’t over; neither were my bear experiences. The summer had only begun.
I’m going to be off from blogging for a week or two. We flew back from Greece to attend our grandson Cody’s graduation and naturally I had to catch a bad cold while traveling. Now we are in Scotland getting ready to explore the Scottish Highlands for two weeks and have a full schedule. After that we will be in Northern Ireland for a more relaxed visit and I should be able to catch up!



I have read this story multiple times in your blog, but it still creates a chuckle. This time, envisioning you in the dark, hurling rocks at the forest. It’s good to have these kinds of experiences because now you will never know what you would do in a bear close-encounter emergency: you know exactly what you would do! Glad to know your instinct is to defend yourself!
Hey, Crystal. First my apologies for this late response. Peggy and I are in the Orkneys now, along with our grandson Cody. Five more days in Scotland and then it will be off to Ireland for two weeks. Then, my intentions are to do nothing for a month. Our back to back explorations plus a cold have taken a lot more out of me than I expected.
As for the bear story, grin, I always figure it’s worth retelling, given new followers. It’s actually gone viral this time, at least in terms of my blog, with 15,000 views in the last three days.
That’s amazing! I’ve never had so many views. I love this! No worries about the late response. I wasn’t even looking at my computer after I made this comment. I’ve been at my brother’s house, mostly taking care of my 4-week-old nephew, and that didn’t leave much blog time. :o) I’m envious of your time in Scotland! Can’t wait to read all about it.
I wonder how the bears managed to get your food. Perhaps one was nicknamed Tarzan.
Mama sent her kids up the tree, Peggy. It speaks to the intelligence of bears! My apologies for this late response. Our back to back explorations of Greece, Scotland, and, starting next week, Ireland have taken a lot more energy than I expected.
Ditto on Peggy’s comment.
Hi Ray. Five more days in Scotland followed by two weeks in Ireland and I may actually get back to blogging! My apologies for this late response.
I tried to comment but WP said no?
Don’t know why, Brian. It let you comment now, so maybe it is okay. The post went viral (at least for me) with 25 K views, but that shouldn’t impact commenting.
Viral now? Must move your stats quite a bit. Where are you now? Scotland?
A bit. Grin. We are now in Belfast. We will be here for 3 more days and will then be moving on to Derry.
Enjoy old Green Eire… (Though Belfast is Ulster…)
Ulster it is right now, as I type. We are enjoying the Glens of Antrim!
I had to look it up. Quite beautiful Nature. Of course one thinks ‘Ulster’ and stays with ‘blackened’ Belfast… The countryside must be great. Enjoy, Curt.
While we were there, Brian, the big June 12th Celebration was going on where the Protestant Irish still celebrate the 1690 Battle of the Boyne where Protestant King William III defeated Catholic King James II. It’s one of those ‘never forget’ moments that they live over and over and over.
True. There comes a time when the Past should be put in a back drawer. Like November 11th which for us is the celebration of the end of WWI. More than 100 years ago. Or May 8. WWII. It’s time we all moved on.
(And pick another neutral date as a Memorial Day?)
Yep, take what lessons we have learned from the past that are valuable and then move on. Easy to say, but…
I’ve often observed that when people turn to the past, it is -or might be- because of a certain incapacity to imagine the future.
Those born in the 40’s (You know who I mean!) just pushed the past away and invented a new world…
It’s what we need now. And I still don’t see it coming.
I’m reading a new book now, Brian. It’s called ‘The Challenge of the Future’ by AC Grayling. He looks at how dramatically and quickly our world is changing and wonders if we will be able to maintain the good things about our humanity given global warming, AI, and trans-humanism (combining people and machines). Can we take the good things ahead and leave the bad things behind?
I agree totally. There is a lot of good stuff in the current system. The rule of Law is/was one.
Now what should we leave behind? The return of the abuse of power…
I’ll look up the book you mention. Sounds interesting.
Cheers Curt.
I looked Grayling up. Born in Africa. Interesting. He seems to have quite a career in philosophy. But I’m told the book is only coming out on Sept 1st. How did you get a copy?
Bought it in Dublin at a bookstore near Trinity College.
That’s why. It’s probably out in the UK/Ireland and not yet available in Amzon US which is where I buy. All right, I’ll just wait a bit.
I don’t know how you ever managed to go back to sleep after that. I don’t think I’d ever sleep again. Terrifying!
Exhaustion helps. Grin. Besides, they had already gotten my food and I didn’t think that they would eat me.
I’d a packed up and left but not you, my adventurous friend! Enjoy the graduation and feel better!
Hugs! xx🤗
Enjoyed the graduation and am feeling better! Getting older does come with a few challenges. 🤪
Oh good…. everyday a new body part talks. Good think we stay the path. Stay home a minute and rest up!!!!💕❣️
Makes one realize how many body parts we have…
Good way to see it❣️