This story is a bit short to include in my Friday Blog a Book series, but I still find it amusing enough to share. Remember how I reported on my efforts to hire the family pets to sleep on my bed and scare the ghosts away? MC was not one of the pets willing to join the effort. Here’s why.
While Demon had been an enthusiastic supporter of the ghost protection racket, MC never was, with good reason. He was a tom cat’s Tom Cat— as white as Demon was black, somewhat diminutive in size, and totally dedicated to scattering his sperm. Unfortunately, his small size meant that he often came out on the losing end in his battles with larger toms over fair kitty’s love. He would arrive home beat up and battered. One time a chunk of his ear was missing. Another time it was the tip of his tail. Pop decided that drastic measures were called for. M.C. would have to have to lose his offending appendages. Unfortunately, there wasn’t a lot of money in our family for veterinary bills. Our Italian neighbor, Papa, suggested an Old Country solution, a cheap way to castrate a cat.
“All you need is a pair of tin snips, a burlap bag, gloves, a pocket knife and a rope,” he suggested. Alarm bells should have gone off all over, but they didn’t. We moved ahead with the medical procedure.
While M.C. had never been a paragon of feline domesticity, he was at least partially tame. He even managed a brief purr when I picked him up the morning of his ‘operation.’ Any previous pretensions of tolerating people ceased instantly, however, when his legs were tied up and he was dumped into the dark gunny sack. When Pop cut a slit in the burlap with his pocket knife and reached a gloved hand through, he was met by claws of fury. M.C. had shed his ropes faster than Houdini.
No one, but no one, was going to grab him by the testicles and snip them off with a pair of tin snips. He clawed his way out of the bag and became a white blur as he disappeared into the Graveyard. After that we would only see him at dinner time and then only after we had put his food down and walked several feet away. Who could blame him.
23 thoughts on “How Not to Neuter Your Cat… A Quickie from MisAdventures”
Poor MC had had the fear of cat heaven thrown at him!! Jeez.
Better to live in the Graveyard, he decided. 🙂
Cat: “you want to do what?”. Dog: “can I hump your leg?”
Ummm… Doggy may have met the claws of fury! 🙂
Ha, poor cat. He wasn’t about to go down without a fight. I’d say an escape like that deserves immunity. 😄
Laughing, and he got it, or more correctly, took it, Carrie. –Curt
It might have been a cheap way to neuter a cat, but certainly not an effective one.
Which I am sure that MC would agree with you 100% Peggy. 🙂 –Curt
See, you needed me and my skill set. I think I told you that I served as anesthesiologist at a few of these surgeries in Liberia. Drip ether from a sponge, baby! And when they woke up, and got their legs under them, their response was exactly like MC’s — they’d start running, and run until they exhausted themselves. Most showed back up, eventually: especially the ones who’d figured out mackerel and rice would be outside the back door at night.
Laughing. Had we only had ether… Hmmm, I wonder if catnip would have worked? I’m not surprised they showed back up. As far as I know, the three dogs and Rasputin the Cat who lived around our place in Gbarnga never missed a meal. –Curt
Hilarious! A chunk of ear or tail must have seemed a bargain compared to giving up the offending appendages! Gotta feel sorry for him. 😀
I’m sure he did. 🙂 I always had a soft spot for the cat. Eventually he would let me scratch him a bit but never pick him up! –Curt
Holy moley, I’m sincerely glad MC got away, Curt. He was born to run and run he did. Some cats you just can’t tame. That photo of you is great.
MC was even more sincerely glad, Brigitte. 🙂 Thanks on the photo. –Curt
Yay, M.C.! I can’t stand to think what might have happened if he hadn’t fought back.
Well, MC would have lost an important part of being MC. (grin) He wasn’t about to let that happen! –Curt
Chuckle. Poor MC. No wonder he ran.
Yeah, I would have been high-tailing it as well. 🙂
Yes! He got away. That sounds barbaric! I get the motivation but I’m still glad you failed. 🙂
Barbaric… that sounds about right, Lexi. My blogging friend, Linda, suggest a little ether might have helped. MC, I’m sure, shared you sentiments, ether or not. 🙂 –Curt
Curt, I can barely see to type!! 😀😀 Eyes streaming with tears of laughter…this has to be the craziest thing I’ve read in ages…you describe the mad scene brilliantly and I can picture it so well! No wonder M.C. distrusted humans after that botched attempt! I think he’d rather take the odd scrap any day!! 😀😀
Laughing, Annika. Yeah, whats losing a chunk out of your ear or the tip of your tail in comparison. 🙂 Thanks! –Curt