We believe that you would be much better off eating cow or pig or sheep or something slimy for Thanksgiving— or any other time. We know that you are bright, caring, loving human beings who will listen to our reasons, that you are not like Dumb Tom who seems to have problems with where he should stick his head.
So listen up folks… Here are four reasons why there should not be a turkey on your platter:
We are tough.
We are pretty.
We are cultured, we dance!
We are native, Native Americans.
So, my friends…
A very Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family from Peggy and me. PS… We will be eating turkey. Don’t tell the flock.