Note: Last post I introduced you to my travelling companions as Peggy and I make our way around the US and Canada following my bike route. Peggy, Eeyore and I are relatively normal. Well, at least two of the three are. But Bone is way out there. For example, yesterday he was looking for Elvis Presley… but that’s a story for later. Today I want to provide greater insight into Bone’s character by reposting an earlier interview that Bone had. I think that you will agree he/she/it is really strange.
1: Do you really talk. We’re speaking ethics here, Bone. Blogging is about transparency. That means honesty.
Are you crazy? Have you ever heard a bone talk? Of course I don’t talk. I just think out loud.
2: Curt sometimes refers to you as he. Does this mean you are a male bone?
No. He makes assumptions, lot of them. He was showing me to a biologist at the San Francisco Writer’s Conference and she suggested I have my DNA tested. “Just cut a small chip off of it,” she said nonchalantly. “You can determine its sex and breed.”
“Just cut a small chip off of it?” Outrageous! I am not some it to have chips cut out of. Besides, I lead a rich fantasy life and have no desire to know whether I am male or female. Call me she, he, or Bone, but never it.
3: You have travelled all over the world and met thousands of people. How do they usually react to you?
With befuddlement. You should have seen the look on the face of the customs agent in New Zealand who tried to seize me as ‘animal matter.’ But emotions run the gamut. There was a Japanese man who got off a tour bus at Yellowstone National Park and wanted to hold me for good luck. Soon there were 43 other Japanese handing me around and oohing. On the opposite side, I know a woman who refuses to touch me, like I have cooties. “I don’t know where Bone has been,” she states primly. Not surprisingly, there is also jealousy. “I want to be Bone and travel the world,” a good friend in Sacramento claims.
4: What is your favorite thing to do?
Visit graveyards; there are lots of old bones there. My favorite grave is Smokey Bear’s in Capitan, New Mexico. I once stood on his tombstone for ten minutes trying to communicate but all I could get was something about ‘growling and a prowling and a sniffing the air.’ A close second is the grave of Calamity Jane in Deadwood, South Dakota. What a woman! These are difficult choices though when you toss in the likes of Hemingway, Daniel Boone and Billy the Kid. On the light side I once visited Ben and Jerry’s graveyard of discarded ice cream flavors in Vermont. My spookiest experience was a visit to the Capela dos Ossos, the Chapel of Bones, in Evora, Portugal. Those folks definitely have a skeleton in their closet, lots of them.
5: So, what’s your second most favorite thing to do?
Too hard; I am a dilettante dabbler, but here are a few.
- Wandering, of course, anywhere and everywhere and by all modes: bikes, kayaks, rafts, skis, backpacks, sailboats, planes, helicopters, trains, cars, RVs, etc.
- Visiting wild, remote and beautiful natural areas. I began life wandering the Sierra Nevada Mountains, John Muir’s Range of Light.
- Seeking out strange phenomena such as ghosts, Big Foot and aliens (I’ve been to Roswell four times).
- Attending unique events like Burning Man but I also have a fondness for any type of fair.
- Meeting weird people like Tom.
6: Speaking of Tom, he and Curt ‘discovered’ you in 1977 and you have wandered extensively with both. Who do you like best?
Eeyore, the jackass who can’t keep track of his tail. We’re travelling companions and he saved me from being strung up and buried on Boot Hill in Tombstone, Arizona. I’d robbed a bank, cheated at cards and hung out with women of delightful character. (This is what I mean by having a rich fantasy life. It’s also known as evasion.)
7: Which of your journeys has been most memorable?
I would have to say traveling the length of Africa in the back of a truck from the Sahara Desert in the north to Cape Town in the south. Almost falling off the back of a riverboat into a piranha infested section of the Amazon River would have to be a close second. I was perched on the back railing doing a photo shoot. And of course there was my 10,000-mile bike journey.
8: You are often seen scrambling over rocks in remote sections of the Southwestern United States. What’s that all about?
I’ve developed a fondness for Native American Rock art. It resonates with my bone-like nature. It’s also another excuse to go wandering around in the outdoors. Plus, some those places might be haunted and it is a great place to look for UFOs. Some of the petroglyphs look amazingly like aliens. Finally, wandering in the desert is known to be good for the soul. Ask the Prophets of yore.
9: Ah, being a Born Again Bone, do you have any insights into the great unknown?
10: Finally, and this may be a little sensitive, but do you always run around naked?
What kind of question is that? Do you think I am uncivilized? For shame. I am the epitome of haute couture! A bow and arrow toting, card-carrying NRA member in Montana who is building an airplane in his basement has designed and made me two leather vests. What’s more, an 80-plus year old woman in Kansas going on 20 with a crush on Johnny Depp and a room devoted to the Egyptian gods has made me a kilt and several other outfits. Face it; I am hot stuff, clothed or naked. I may take up a modeling career.
NEXT BLOG: I return to my bike route. My first days are supposed to be easy short days, a time to make up for the fact that I didn’t do anything physical to prepare for my adventure. The second day turns out to be a doozy, however. And I am greeted by a great white whale at the end.
19 thoughts on “The Ten Questions People Most Frequently Ask Bone… The 10,000 Mile Journey”
Ha, this is an entertaining read, Curt. Loved it. Bone sure has led an exciting life (er…existence?). Bone has traveled far more places than I’ll ever hope to. But he (she, never it) might be interested to know my current novel involves a bone. In fact, I was working on its edits just before I took a break and read this post. That should score me some points with Bone.
Bone wants you to know, Carrie, that he is very excited that your present novel includes a bone and hopes to meet him/her sometime. He believes all authors should include bones in their novels. –Curt
Haha, I’m pleased he’s happy!
Oh, Bone, I get the impression that you are a bit of a rabble rouser, an instigator of a good time, and a hand full. I do hope we will see you clothed in the future as this naked side of you is frankly rather embarrassing. Can’t wait to see what mischief you get into next.
Ah, Joanne, I do have some fine clothes. You should see my kilt. I wore it at Burning Man when I got married to Bonetta. As for mischief, I’ll have you know I am a well-behaved bone. But there was the time… –Bone
Wow. Even though I’m a scuba diver, Bone has been further below sea level than I have!
He was holding his breath. He also has his own PADI Certification, Dave. 🙂 –Curt
This is terrific!😀😀 Bone is a natural star…
Thanks Annika. It will probably go to his head… 🙂 –Curt
Bone has really been around. Give bone my best regards. 📮
I will and just did JoHanna, his home in the van is right next to my work chair. 🙂 –Curt
Glad to know you are hot stuff, clad or unclad!!! And that you’ve had great adventures — the African one must have been somethin’ else!
Quite hot.:) Ah, Africa was indeed an experience. Thanks. –Bone
Question number 11: How mad is Curt? 😀
On a scale of 1-100… maybe 99. 🙂
Glad you feel you can be honest Bone 😀
…The advantage of being a bone. 🙂
Since not identifying as male or female is rising in popularity these days among young people, you could say Bone is hip. (heh heh…. see what I did there)
All hip… 🙂 my clever friend.